LXXVII: America's Pastime

I was subjected to this yesterday:

Well, first this:

Not sure what's wrong with the boy here

And then:

What you get when you let the boy use the camera

And to make it all the worse:

Yes, that is candy floss

And John had the gall to be jealous of all this. By all means, John, next time you may go in my stead.