|He doesn't exactly blend in.|
|But then he tried to disarm the security system.|
|So we put him in holding . . .|
|And then behind bars . . .|
There may have been other shenanigans and/or misuse of laundry.
Then came a child's birthday party. We waited in abject horror for what was to come:
And also of her shirt:
The toys, however, were not so bad.